Ghoul-friend and Boy-fiend
I’m glad to have you as my GHOUL-friend this Halloween. Happy Halloween from your loving boy-FIEND xx
View ArticleThe stages of your life at Christmas
The 3 stages of ur life @ xmas: 1) U believe in Santa 2) U dont believe in Santa 3) U are Santa
View ArticleSanta is bad
Santa is as bad as any other man. He comes uninvited, eats your food, leaves before you get up,and thinks givin presents will make up for not being around!
View ArticleSnowmen and snow women
What’s the difference between snowmen and snow women?…. SNOWBALLS
View ArticleBook of opportunity
We will open the book. Its pages are blank.We are going to put words on them ourselves.The book is called Opportunity & its first chapter is New Years Day.
View ArticleNew Year Countdown
10der memories, Dressed to the 9s, M8s around u, 7th heaven, 6 vodkas, 5 lagers, 4gettin last year, 3 spirits, 2 many drinks but, 1 for the road! HAPPY NEWYEAR!
View ArticleI disturbed you last month
There were many times last month when I disturbed u, troubled u,teased u & irritated u.So today I just wanted 2 say – I’M GONNA DO IT AGAIN THIS MONTH!
View ArticleNew Month’s Resolution
A New Month’s resolution is something that goes in one month and out the other.
View ArticleWe’re perfect for each other!
We fight like a married couple, talk like BFFs,flirt like 1st loves & protect each other like siblings. We’re perfect! So will u be my valentines?
View ArticleOn Valentines Day I don’t send flowers
On Valentines Day I don’t send flowers No words will dance on a pretty red card Our love extends beyond just one day You are my life… you are my heart
View ArticleBlow Out The Candles
Blow Out The Candles …. Wish Away … … You Are The … Super Star Of The Day. Happy Birthday!
View ArticleFor the world, it’s just another day
For the world, it’s just another day. But for me today is one of the bests day of the year! Happy Birthday my love!
View ArticleHappy new month
Make your new month, as bright as sun, as colorful as rainbow, as lovely as flowers, as happy as birds. Enjoy the month to its full extent! Happy New Month!
View ArticleKick off ur shoes
Kick off ur shoes, take a break. Pump on tunes, dance & shake. Blow out the candles, cut the cake. Make it a day, that’s amazing & Great! Happy Birthday!
View ArticleHappy Mother’s in Law Day
Your son treats me like a princess. This is proof that he has been born & raised in the arms of a queen. Happy Mothers Da!y
View ArticleOnce upon a memory
Once upon a memory Someone wiped away a tear Held me close and loved me, Thank you, dear Mother. HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY
View ArticleThe greatest gift
If I have never said thank u for bringing me into the world I’d like to do that now. U have given me the greatest gift, life! Happy Mothers Day
View ArticleThe sexiest person
Last year I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas…I woke up in a box.
View ArticleStressed at Easter
Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an oversterssed person? A: An Easter basket case!
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